Wives of Diplomats


The wives of four world leaders were having 'tea' and the topic was raised of what one diplomatically calls a gentleman's manhood in their language.Tony Blair's wife said in England people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.Jaques Chirac's wife said in France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act.Boris Yeltsin's wife said in Russia you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or on the back side.Bill Clinton's wife said that in the USA you call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth.

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