With his comedy career basically ruined, Bill Cosby can finally pursue another dream of his...

College

A man goes to school and learns stuff.

What do you call...

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Space Oddiity...

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I was having...

He was telling me about the crazy night he had before moving to the US. He...

A Scotsman is...

A Scotsman is sitting at the bar with his pint of beer, when a fly suddenly...

Actual Written...

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My mom and I were...

We left the house in the usual hurry. We made it to church and I was felling...

[True story] Saw...

My first thought was, "well I guess he won't be doing legs today." I'll...

Q: How do you...

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