With his campaign struggling, Ben Carson seeks to appeal more to a mainstream and humanize himself with a new campaign slogan...

Difference

Q: What's the difference between a condom and a coffin? A: They both hold...

As a large adult...

But probably less than 10 seconds in a fight against her.

Yesterday's Paper

"What's the date today?" asks a blonde. "I don't know. You've got a...

How much sawdust...

Give up? So did the chicken.

Yo momma

Yo momma is so stupid it took her an hour to make minute rice. Yo momma is...

Blonde in Desert

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are in a desert. The redhead brings a...

If you're...

European

Teacher: R-O-X...

Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !

Why fake orgasms?

Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay. Submitted by...

Who is the least...

Lincoln. He's in a cent!