Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman and Paddy Scotsman find a golden lamp in a forest and when Paddy Englishman rubs it with his sleeve a Genie appears and gives them a wish each.
Paddy Scotsman says "I wish to have neverending riches and alcohol."
Paddy Englishman says "I wish there was a giant wall around England to keep out the Scots, the Welsh, the Irish and anyone else who wants to get in."
Paddy Irishman turns to the Genie and says "Tell me more about this wall."
The Genie says, "The wall is 500 foot high, and protects the English borders from all other nationalities, meaning no one can get in or out. It is completely unpenetrable."
Paddy Irishman then says, "I wish to fill it with water."
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