Wish to Build a Wall

There's a Chelsea fan, a Manchester Utd and a Liverpool fan
walking along a beach. The Chelsea fan trips over something half
buried in the sand. Sure enough, in true joke fasion, it's a
magic lamp, and the Chelsea fan rubs it. Poooof! A genie appears
and grants him 3 wishes. He decides to give his friends a wish
each and the Chelsea fan goes first.


"We've had a ban run in Europe this season so next year, I want
to qualify for the Champions League and win it."


A click of the genie's fingers and the wish is duly granted.


Next it's the Manc's turn.


"Right, our kid.", he says to the genie," I want a fucking great
big wall all the way around Manchester to keep those Scouse
bastards out!"


"Granted!" booms the genie, and the wall appears around
Manchester.


Finally, the Scouser steps up and asks, "This wall...how high is
it?"


"200 feet high" answers the genie.


"Any doors in it" continues the quizical Liverpool fan.


"Nope."


"Windows?"


"Nope."


"Right!", says the Scouser, "Flood the Bastard!"