Wisdom of the Buddha

So a man is looking for enlightenment and he reads and studies and learns all he can but he hits a wall. He just can't seem to learn any more so he decides to go to tibet to speak to one of the masters there. He climbs a mighty mountain and sees the master meditating on top, like you see in movies and comics and the like. He bows and asks the master "master. I have traveled many miles to seek your knowledge. I have studied and meditated and tried to seek enlightenment but i cannot seem to progress further. What should i do to further my path?" The master opens his eyes, strokes his beard and says "enlightenment hmm? You should see master zhou on the other great mountain. He will guide you to what you seek" the student bows and gives thanks and sets out for the other mountain. After days of travel he finally ascends the other mountain and asks zhou the same question. Zhou opens his eyes and says "oh you must see master li about this. He can guide you" the man said "i did and he sent me to you" zhou smiles and says "he is but testing you. Go see him and he can guide you" so the man returns to li. Li sent him back to zhou, zhou sent him back to li and so forth. Finally the man gets fed up and he returns to li angry and red faced screaming "i have been up and down these damn mountains at least four fucking times and you both keep sending me to each other! This is horseshit. Either guide me to enlightenment or point me to somebody who actually can because i cannot take this anymore!" A wide grin spreads across li's face and he claps his hands together joyfully. The man says "whats so damn funny old man?!" Li says "i want you to return to zhou but once more and tell him this: 15-love, your serve"