A Californian, a Texan and an Oregonian are shooting the shit when the topic of bars with the best drink specials comes up.
The Texan says, "I was at a bar the other night where every beer is 25 cents during happy hour."
The Californian says "Oh yeah, well this other bar I know offers that same special, plus after you buy 6 beers you get a free cheeseburger."
The Oregonian, not to be outdone, gets excited and says "Ha, that's nice, but I know a place where every single drink is free and at the end of the night you get laid in the parking lot."
"What? That's amazing!", the other two say, "how did you find that place?"
"My wife told me", he says.
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