Wife: I always bring your picture with me everyday when I go to the office.
Husband: Oh. That must be because you love me so much.
Wife: No, it's because whenever I see your picture, I realize that however hard the problem is in office, I'm lucky with my work because there is a much bigger problem and that's you."
Husband:Ouch!
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