We just had a baby so... I guess my wife is feeling the dad joke vibe.
**Pizza shop**
Waiter: Sorry the kitchen dropped your pizza, we're remaking it, it'll be another 15 minutes.
Me: Huh, glad we're not rushin'
Wife: Yeah, I like being American .
Me: ....
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