My wife came home early yesterday.
She walks in the door, looks me in the eye and says...
"take off my shirt" ... So I slid it off, then she says...
"take off my pants" ... So I slid them down slowly, then she mutters..
"Take off my bra and panties".... So I did ... Then she said...
"DON'T EVER LET ME CATCH YOU WEARING THESE AGAIN"
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