I was walking through the park a few weeks ago with my daughter, when she pulled my hand and pointed over to what was 2 dogs having sex - she asked me "daddy what are they doing", to which I replied, "they are making a puppy".
Anyway's a few weeks later I was in the bedroom on top of my wife making passionate love to her, when my daughter burst into the room and said "daddy what are you doing", I said "we are making a baby", to which she started crying, and then whimpered "daddy please turn mummy over, I really want a puppy"...
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