A pregnant woman goes into a coma 3 months into her pregnancy, 7 months later she wakes up and is told by the doctor she had successfully shit out twins. Due to her being in a coma, her brother was given permission to name them.
"Oh no, not my brother, he's an idiot! What are their names?"
"The girls is called Denise"
"Oh that's not so bad... What about the boy?"
"Denephew"
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