There were three couples, one of Jewish faith, one of Catholic faith and one of Protestant faith. The entire group was returning, by plane,from an inter-faith conference when their plain crashed. Well, low and behold, each couple found themselves at the Pearly gates facing St. Peter.
St. Peter asked the Jewish man,"Sir is it true you loved money so much that you married a women named 'Penny'?'"
And when the Jewish man answered yes, he and his wife named Penny where told to go on down to hell. They'd be better suited there.
They next couple to come before St. Peter was the Catholic couple. St Peter said," Is it true, sir, that you love alcohol so much that you married a woman named Sherry? And when the Catholic man had answered yes, St. Peter told him to go on down to hell. He and his drink-loving wife would be better suited down there.
Well about this time, the Protestant man grabbed his wife's hand and said," Come on, Fanny, it 's no need for us to even go up there.
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