Why are fire engines red?

2+2=4. 4x3=12. 12 inches make a ruler. A famous ruler is Queen Elizabeth. The Queen Elizabeth sails the ocean. The ocean is full of fish. The fish have fins. The Finns fought the Russians. The Russians are red. So that's why fire engines are red, because they're always rushin'!

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