1.You can enjoy a beer all month long.
2.A frigid beer is good.
3.A beer doesn't care when you come home.
4.When a beer goes flat you can toss it.
5.A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
6.A beer never gets a headache.
7.If you pour a beer right, you always get a good head.
8.You can share a beer with a friend.
9.You always know when you're the first one to pop a beer.
10.A beer is always wet.
11.You can have a beer in public.
12.You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
13.A beer doesn't get pregnant.
14.A beer doesn't have parents.
15.You can say whatever you want to a beer.
16.A beer doesn't care if you are late.
17.And you can always have several different beers and not feel guilty.
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