Whose the boss

When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The
> brain


> > said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and


> > functions."


> > > >>The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and


get


> > him where he wants to go." The hands said, "We should be the Boss


because


> we


> > do all the work and earn all the money."


> > > >>And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes


until


> > finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the


> > asshole being the Boss. So, the asshole went on strike, blocked itself


up


> > and refused to work.


> > > >>Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the


> > feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.


> > > >>Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so


> the


> > motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss


> just


> > sat and passed out the shit.


> > > >>Management Lesson?


> > > >>You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.