The wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same, sexy little negligee she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband and says, "Honey, do you remember this?"
He looks up at her and replies, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married."
"That's right." she replied. "And do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nods and says, "Yes dear, I still remember."
"Well, what was it?"
"Well honey, as I remember, I said, "Ohhhhhhh, Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big tits and screw your brains out!"
She giggles, "Yes, that was it. That was exactly what you said. Now it's 50 years later and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?"
He looks her up and down and says, "Mission accomplished."
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