Limerick Contest

Contest Requirements: To use the names Lewinsky and Kaczynsky in a limerick


Entry # 1


There once was a gal named Lewinsky
Who played on a flute like Stravinsky 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
on this flute made of beef
that stole the front page from Kaczynski.


Entry # 2


Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski, Since you look such a
mess,
use the hem of your dress
And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.


Entry # 3


Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
what Kaczynski must surely have known: that an intern is better
than a bomb in a letter
given the choice to be blown.


Entry # 4


There was a young girl called Lewinsky, Who caused as much stir as
Kaczynski When on Kenneth Starr's lap
she confided, when trapped,
"Bill Clinton is hung like Nijinsky." *


(*Nijinsky is a thoroughbred racehorse not to be confused with the
ballet dancer.)