a new nurse sees a man sitting in the corner of his room, completely naked. He has a bag of almonds, and is bouncing them, one at a time, off of the head of his erect dick.
She looks at the doctor showing her around and asks "Doctor, what is he doing?"
He replies "He's just fucking nuts."
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