where r u from

I`m from Arkansas, a few years ago I was in Pensacola, Fl. working with a carpenter. He said, "So your from Arkansas?" I said "Yes." He said "I met a family that moved here from Arkansas a while back." I said "Really." He said "Yea, they had a son that was in the sixth grade and enrolled him in school down here. The first day he came home from school and told his dad, "Daddy today we had reading and I could read better than anyone in class." His dad said, "well, that`s because your from Arkansas, son." The next day the son comes home from school and says, "Daddy today we had math and I could do math better than anyone in class." His dad said"Well, that`s because your from Arkansas son." The next day the son comes home and says, "Daddy, today we had P.E. class and after class we had to take a shower and I looked around and I had the biggest one in class. Is that because I`m from Arkansas, Daddy?" "No" his dad said. "That`s because your sixteen years old."

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