When God created Adam and Eve, he spoke and said, "I have two gifts to give to each of you. First! One of you can have the ability to pee wherever ye shall please!"
Right away, Adam jumped up and said, "Oh! Me! I want that one!"
And God said, "But you haven't heard what the other gift is!"
And Adam said, "I don't care! I want that one!"
So, God sighed, "Fine. It shall be yours!"
God made it so, and Adam started jumping up and down and running all over the place and peeing wherever he wanted.
Then God looked at Eve and sighed, "I guess you're stuck with multiple orgasms."
**Side note**: I had posted this as comment on /r/askreddit, so while I *am* ^^sorta ^^kinda ^^not ^^really karmawhoring, I feel like it would be appreciated more here. :D
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