When a pilot forgets to turn off the PA

A pilot gets on the PA

"Hello flight 828, we've reached cruising altitude, the seatbelt sign has been turned off" etc, that kind of stuff. Then a big plop is heard, and it becomes apparent that the pilot forgot to turn of the PA. Then the pilot says to presumingly the co-pilot, "Man, I wish I had a coffee and a blowjob right now..." The whole plane begins laughing quietly, and looking at each other with awkward expressions. From the back of the plane, a flight attendant begins running, clearly distressed, to inform the pilot the PA has not been turned off. As she reaches the cockpit, a man yells, so that the entire plane could hear, "AND DON'T FORGET THE COFFEE!"

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