A guy sitting at the bar is making small talk with the cute barmaid
He asks her what her name is, and she replies "Carmen"
That's a pretty name he says, did your mother give it to you?
No, I picked it myself, she says.
Interesting... so how did you come up with Carmen?
Because I like cars and I like men. What's your name?
He says, "Beerfuck."
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