A man walks in the door at home and walks up to his wife:
"Honey, what would you do if I won Lotto?"
She replies: "Take half and leave you of course."
The man instantly smiles:
"I just won $12 on this weeks lotto... Here's $6. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!"
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