One is telling the other one, "First Emma come. Then I come. Then two asses, they come together. Then I come again. Then the two asses, they come again. Then I peepee. Then I come one last time."
An old lady sitting next to them turns and exclaims, "Excuse me, but nobody else on this bus wants to hear about your disgusting sexual depravity!"
The Italian man says to her, "Scusi lady, I am teaching my friend how to spell 'Mississippi'."
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