What women say (and are thinking)


I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.... without you in it.DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?We haven't had a fight in a while.NO, PIZZA'S FINE.... you cheap slob!I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW.I just don't want you as a boyfriend now.I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?I can't believe you have nothing planned.I LIKE YOU, BUT...I don't like you.OF COURSE I LOVE YOU.... just not in that way.I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE....I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will.OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF....I'm just being nice; there's no way I'm going dutch.

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