MasterCard Commercial on School Shootings


2 black ski masks-- $38
sufficient ammo---- $145
2 black trenchcoats $217


Seeing the expressions on your classmate's face before you blow it
off--$priceless$


There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's
MasterCard.

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