A guy stops to talk to a beautiful woman standing alone by a bus stop.
"Hello, I must say, you are about the most beautiful woman I have ever met."
"Thank you very much," replied the woman.
The guy quickly follows up, "I was wondering if you'd sleep with me for a million dollars?"
"A million dollars!" the girl responds.
She thinks for a moment and answers, "Yes, I would sleep with you for a million dollars."
"How about five bucks?" asks the guy.
"Five bucks!? What kind of woman do you think I am?"
"We've already determined that," he replies. "Now we are just haggling over the price."
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by yisman
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