The police were called to a hotel to investigate a bad smell coming from one of the rooms. The manager meets the cop and escorts them to the offending room.
'Officer, there's a terrible smell coming from this room; the occupants were newly weds who stressed their need to not be disturbed when they rented the room for a week. It's been six days and house cleaning noticed a foul aroma coming from the room, like a roadkill smell but worse.'
The cop waited patiently while the manager unlocked the room. Lo and behold, the couple has died during sex. And the woman was wearing the largest strap-on dildo either of them has ever seen.
"Holy shit''. The hotel manager nearly falls over himself at the sight of it.
'I figured they'd go at it like crazy but...just wow, that thing is HUGE'
Unperturbed, the officer walks over to the bed, taking note of a small mirror on the night stand; the white smudges on it are, most likely cocaine. The cop scribbles in his notepad and calls it in.
The hotel manager sighs.
'Guess they wanted to make it memorable, which one do you think got to heaven first?'
'Definitely, the groom; his shit's already packed.'
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