These are some of my mothers favorite jokes
What do you call two men with no arms or legs hanging in front of a window? Curt an' Rod!
What do you call a man and a woman on a grill with no arms or legs? Frank and Patty!
What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled by a boat? Skip!
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the water? Bob
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