What do you call a deer with no eyes?

NO IDEA (say it out loud!)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

STILL NO IDEA?

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no Pen*s?

STILL NO F*cking idea

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, no pen*is and no head?

A RAISIN

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