Triforce.
*Not my joke, discovered it in my old 90's Nintendo Power magazine*
*EDIT* just realized someone found the same gems that i did
https://www.reddit.com/r/zelda/comments/3t1qt4/some_classic_zelda_jokes_from_an_old_issue_of/
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