Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian.
Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't
Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'.
Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees.
Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
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