What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

How come Barbie...

Ken always comes in a different box.

Why did the...

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.

How did the clock...

Second-hand smoke!

What do you want...

Found it while browsing comments on Facebook. Haven't seen it on /r/jokes: A...

What color Does a...

What color Does a Smurf turn If you Choke it?

What's the...

One is a delicacy (Deh-Lih-Cuh-See) and the other is a delicady...

What s the...

it can neither fly

How many planets...

Guy: How many planets are there? Girl: 8 Guy: Wrong, 7 after I destroy uranus

What looks like...

A guy is at a bar and he mutters to his friends "it looks like plastic and...

What jokes did...

For me, it's this gem... A kid is sitting in his classroom at school, and...