A guy is at a bar and he mutters to his friends "it looks like plastic and feels like rubber". His friend replies "what looks like plastic and feels like rubber?" He then hands the object to his friend. And his friend asks aloud "what looks like plastic and feels like rubber?". The first guy says: "a booger".
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