One day on a lonely bit of road a police officer sees this old lady speeding in her Cadillac.
So the police officer pulls her over and tells the old lady that she was speeding a bit, then ask her "Are there any weapons in the car ma'am?"
She says "there is a gun rack with rifles and shotguns in the trunk behind the driver a pistol grip shotgun and two revolvers in the center console, a .45 in the glovebox along with a small ankle gun."
The police officer says, "Ma'am, what are you afraid of?"
The old lady grins and says, "Not a mother fucking thing!"
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