What are you afraid of

One day on a lonely bit of road a police officer sees this old lady speeding in her Cadillac.

So the police officer pulls her over and tells the old lady that she was speeding a bit, then ask her "Are there any weapons in the car ma'am?"

She says "there is a gun rack with rifles and shotguns in the trunk behind the driver a pistol grip shotgun and two revolvers in the center console, a .45 in the glovebox along with a small ankle gun."

The police officer says, "Ma'am, what are you afraid of?"

The old lady grins and says, "Not a mother fucking thing!"

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