A woman is buying groceries and while in the check out line, she becomes quite aroused by the good-looking bag boy. She tries to make eye contact, but he doesn't notice. She drops her purse on the floor and bends over to give him a look at her breasts, but he only keeps bagging her groceries. So she decides to ask him to bring them to her car for her.
When they get out in the parking lot, he asks where her car is. She looks at him, touches his chest and says, "You know, I have an itchy pussy... " And the bag boy sighs and says, "Sorry lady, all those Japanese cars look the same to me."
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