We're Getting a Divorce

A husband and wife have been arguing for several weeks and the
wife has finally decided that she wants a divorce. So when the
husband comes home she is all packed and ready to go out the
door. The husband takes one look at her and says, "Where do you
think your going?" The wife replys, "I'm leaving you and going
to Las Vegas to become a prostitute and earn $400 a blow job."
So the husband runs upstairs and comes back down with all his
bags packed. The wife looks at him and says, "Where do you think
your going?" "I'm going with you," The husband replys, "I want
to see you live on $800 a year!"