Saw a beautiful woman, like a supermodel.
I walked up, I was like,
"Hey, where you from?
What do you do?"
She goes, "Oh, me?
I live here in San Francisco.
I'm a brain surgeon."
I don't know if this makes me sexist,
but I was really impressed.
Most women... can't pull off sarcasm.
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