A man walks into a bar and takes a seat. He then sets his briefcase on the bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny man. He sets them both on the bar and, immediately, the tiny man starts playing the tiny piano. The bartender looks over, astounded, and asks "sir, where did you get that tiny piano player?" "Well, I just made a wish on this magic lamp I found," he replied with little enthusiasm, retrieving the lamp from the briefcase.
The bartender pleaded with the man to let him make a wish of his own, and the man accepted. "I wish I had a million bucks!" the man exclaimed, as he rubbed the lamp. Within moments, the entire bar and the surrounding area was littered with ducks. The bartender, confused, said "What the hell? This thing doesn't even work, I didn't wish for ducks." The man replied "well, did you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?"
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