Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet
you don't know what day this is."
"Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door to
the office.
At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door,
she was handed a box containing a dozen long stemmed red roses.
At 1 PM, a foil wrapped, two pound box of her favorite
chocolates arrived.
Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.
The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home.
"First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!"
she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in
my life!"
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