A man wants to lose weight. He sees an ad that boasts losing 5 pounds in one week so he calls and orders it. The next day he steps out his door and sees the best looking girl he has ever seen in just a sports bra, a thong, and a sign that reads "if you catch me I am yours". She runs and the man chases until he cant run any longer. When he weighs himself after 1 week he is happy to see he has lost 5 pounds as promised. He calls the company again as asks for the 10 pound program. The next day he walks out the door to see a girl completly naked with a sign that reads "if you catch me I am yours". He chases her for as long as he can. After 1 week he weighs himself and sees he has lost 10 pounds. He calls the company the next week and asks for the 25 pound program. The representative says "Are you sure? this is our most rigurous program". The man says yes and the next day he is excited to walk out the door until he sees an athletic looking naked man with a sign that reads "If I catch you, you are mine"
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