I just bought some drugs from a shoe dealer...

They were laced with something, I mean the shoes, not the drugs, although the drugs could have been laced with something because I was really tripping, or did I trip beacause the shoe laces got tangled up. Hell I don't know, I just know you should never talk about shoes and drugs in the same r/jokes post ever again.

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