A man is walking down the street and he comes up to a store with a sign in the window that says "We sell everything!"
The man walks inside and approaches the customer service desk.
"How can I help you?" The woman behind the counter asks?
"You can't sell everything. It's impossible" the man says
"Sir, I assure you. We sell everything. If it was made, we sell it" She replies
"I would like a pair of glass pants, then" the man says
The woman laughs "Sir, those do not exist, so we don't sell them"
"I'll be back tomorrow and I will show you that glass pants do exist!" the man says and leaves.
The man comes back in the next day wearing a pair of glass pants, walks up to the woman.
"See? Glass pants really do exist!" the man says, hands on his hips.
"Sir," the woman said. "yesterday, I thought you were crazy when you asked for glass pants. But now I see your nuts."
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