Mary: We’ve got a new baby at our house. Terry: Is he going to stay? Mary: I guess so. He brought all his clothes. Willie: Dad, can I have $5 so I can go see Joey next door? Dad: Why do you need $5 to go to see Joey? Willie: Because his mother said he was at the movies!
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