And they arrive at her doorstep. They kiss goodnight and it heats up fast. He leans against the wall and says
"Hey babe... how'd you feel about giving me a quick BJ?" She's surprised.
"What? No! what if someone sees!"
"Relax! no one'll see, it's dark out here, it's late, everyone's asleep. Real quick, I promise. You're so hot and it'd be so awesome, just feeling your soft lips on my--" Just then, her little sister bursts out the door in her pajamas and says,
"Dad says give him a blowjob, or I can give him a blowjob, or he'll come out here and give him a blowjob, as long as he takes his arm off the god damn intercom button."
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