We can't have sex. .

This guy went to a bar...long story short, he met
this broad and they went back to his place.
Before they got undressed to do the horizontal
mambo, he said, "Listen, I'm sorry but I don't
think we should have sex right away". "Why's
that?" she said.
"Well you see, I'm hung like a baby, and I
wouldn't want you to laugh and decide you didn't
want to have sex with me. Why don't we get to
know each other first, and then when we feel
we're ready, we'll do it."
So the girl agreed, but only because he was a
good-looking dude and pretty nice.
Several dates later, they make it back to his
place again, and after some conversation, they
decide it's time. She undresses and slides into
bed. He undresses, pulls out his dick, and slams
it onto the bed with a thunderous noise.
She stares at his gigantic dick, in complete
shock and awe.
"B-b-but I thought you said you were hung like a
baby?"
"I am," he replied. "8 lbs, 14 and 1/2 inches."
EDIT: Wow. Thanks for the upvotes!