A man has a heart attack and gets rushed to the catholic hospital. Before he is released a nun approaches him about how the hospital will be paid. He states that he has no money no insurance and no job.
The nun asks "Do you have any wealthy family members?" The man says "the only family I have is and old spinster nun just like you.". The nun is offended and snaps "sir, we are not spinsters we are married to our lord Jesus Christ!" The the man snaps back "then send the bill to my brother in law!"
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