...when he feels someone come up behind him, press a gun into his back, and lead him into an alleyway.
"Alright, then," the assailant's voice says, "Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
Knowing that the wrong choice could be disastrous, the man spits out, "I'm... I'm Jewish!"
"Well, if that don't make me the luckiest Muslim in all of Ireland..."
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