"Which do you prefer, McDonald's or Burger King?" I asked her. "And be careful, your response will determine whether I continue talking to you or not..."
"Ohhhh I'm nervous now" she giggled "But for me, it's Burger King".
"See ya later" I replied. "The correct answer would've been neither, Fatty".
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